August 30, 2012

Choosing to toss the bed covers


Remember a time when the world was innocent and the smell of fresh cut grass placed you into a mood of comfort and eternal safety?  The mood could last for days -- perhaps just the knowing it was the first day of summer vacation would clear your mind as an adolescent for weeks.

Remember when the smell of coconut lotion after a long summer’s day at the beach soothed all your burns and stresses.  The smell of your fresh skin would linger on into the late hours of bedtime allowing you to rest your weary eyes on the chilled pillows of childhood innocence.

Remember when the smell of aerosol hairspray ignited feelings of butterflies for that cute boy you sat next to in seventh grade math class?  The smell of exciting anticipations and young love.

Why does the world smell of ugly things as we age?
The smell of cynicism?
Of war tragedies and religious disagreements?
Of bi-partisan politics that halt the movement of getting things done?
Of child abuse?
Of cancer and other debilitating diseases?
Of pets who need to be put down because shelters are too full?
Of depression and anxieties that oft cripple us?

Why can’t every day smell like fresh baked apple pie and summer cut grass? 

It’s the attitude you wake up with each morning that motivates you to either conquer the day and find it something worthwhile or pull the covers over you and agreeing to give in to the world’s ugliness.

I’m learning to embrace each day with a smile.  A warm hug.  A personal revelation to make do.  There’s good in everything.  We just need to peek around the corner a little more to find it.  Or walk a little further to get to find the guiding light.  Or clear our minds a bit more to realize there’s a lesson in everything.  In every day.

August 21, 2012

Let go and let God

Boy, ain't this the truth.
Of all the worries bouncing around my never-turns-off-mind disturbing my zen, this post reminds me to remember I am not in control, and I need to let go.

Just a little testament to the powers that be.



Must.
Remember.
This.
Every.
Single.
Day.

Let go.
And Let God.

He's got this.

 

August 12, 2012

If you want to be my lover...

...you gotta get with my friends.

These Fab Five spark fond memories of 1996.
Dancing in the sorority house hallway.
Drinking trash can punch.
Strutting our stuff.
Singing into the air mics and pretending to be Posh Spice.
Or Scary Spice.
I can't remember.
But it wasn't Baby Spice.
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Also...my college ex looks like him.
I'm just saying.
(Wish I looked like her though.)




August 10, 2012

Are we on Olympics overload?

Top 10 Things I Love About the Olympics
 Because we're not over-inundated with all this Olympic chatter quite yet.

1.  Who doesn't love a hot South African on prosthetic legs running like a gazelle?

2.  Speaking of love, who doesn't love to look at Aaron Piersol in a tight swim thing stroking through a pool?

3.  The National Anthem.  Enough said.

4.  Because only once every 4 years do people have the aperture to actually watch things like synchronized swimming and rhythmic gymnastics.

5.  I am always sucked into all the vignette stories NBC does on certain athletes.

6.  Bob Costas really did have a face lift.  Rumor has it he sports (pun intended) a toupee as well.  Go figure.  And that explains the soft lighting every time the camera cuts to him behind the desk.

7.  The Opening Ceremonies are just another lesson in geography and a game of guess what continent that random country belongs too.

8.  Who doesn't love juicy stories about Olympic Village?

9.   I want to see how many women Usain Bolt can land.

10.  Hoping that Ralph Lauren gets booted from designing our next go-around of outfits for the 2014 winter festivities.


Our boy, Bob

I wouldn't mind working for Speedo

 SCARIER than a circus clown

August 4, 2012

Vaca wrap

The things I did in the course of 7 days...

Water skied.
Tubed.
Kayaked.
Snorkled.
Went on plenty of boat rides.
Lost a family heirloom at the bottom of Lake Skaneateles.
Nearly shat my bathing suit upon seeing my ring drop to the bottom of the lake.
Drank copious amounts of wine that evening so I was numb from thinking what I had just lost.
Had some good laughs with the family.
Missed the opening ceremony of the Olympics because I was laughing with my family.
Surprised my Dad on his birthday.
Ran in the hills of up state NY.
Got caught running in the hills of up state NY in a lightning storm.
Shopped for my soon-to-be-niece with my mom, brother and sister-in-law.
Drove through New England and entered a Zen state of thinking on the Mass Turnpike.
Ate fresh corn off the cob just hours old.
Decorated my friend's entry way in her new house.
Re-decorated my friend's entry way in her new house.
Played golf.
Shanked a bajillion golf balls.
Probably destroyed some golf clubs doing so.
Ate way to much bad food and now paying for it.
 



July 24, 2012

My unruly arches

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I am blessed.
But God didn't bless me with the most perfectly shaped brows.
I have unruly, no good, starting-to-turn-gray-too brows.  They are thick, massive and grow like weeds.  They are not symmetrical either.  Fuckers.  

I'd blame genetics on my lack of perfection, but I think I fucked them up years ago in high school when I let a friend of mine at an over night youth group outing tweeze them for the first time around 3AM.  Let's just chalk that up to the pile of horrid teenage decisions I am known for.

When it comes to my eyebrows, I'd drop my savings account on them if I had to to keep them orderly.  There are times to be frugal.  When it comes to beauty, I splurge.  I have to.  I really, really have to.

So when I found a salon nearby that actually does threading and rumor had it they don't fuck things up, I was sold.  Sold like a fly on poo.  Like a whore on Sunset Blvd.  Like white on rice, like...

Over the last 3 years I've been having them waxed because I didn't trust anyone who wasn't straight-up Persian to thread my brows.  Those women always have the most amazing brows.  Trust me.

I found a gem named Kimmy who did my brows today, and not only did she thread them to perfection, she used about 3 different types of tweezers to get those gnarly strays. 

Funny how after $22+ el-tippo and some brow threading I feel confident in my appearance.  So much so that I indulged in not one but TWO Skinny Cow ice cream bars for dinner. For dinner.
TWO.

And now my self confidence is in the crapper, and I should have run an extra mile tonight.  But at least when I did run, I had some good-as-crack looking brows.

"Hey, who's that random fat ass chic running in the n'hood?  I don't know, but boy she's got some fan-freaking-tastic eyebrows."