Where I watch horrible reality TV.
(also where the Natives like to walk under the glass coffee table and leave snot marks)
Apparently I watched a lot of Rainbow Brite and Punky Brewester as a pre-pubescent.
Where I dine (alone) mostly
Apparently I dream of going on a safari one day. Can you find the gazelle?
Where I have sparring matches with the oven and the stove top
Where my white socks become pink and I inadvertently shrink clothes
Where I earn my bucks
Where I dream
Where I beautify