In regards to submitting my expense report to "corporate", this is an actual email from me to mgmt: Ok, I really do have a dog that eats homework. I have a half-eaten
Office Depot receipt for an external hard drive I purchased for a client
job. Do you need the receipt or am I allowed one mulligan this
go-around without the receipt and just submit the expense report? The
total purchase was $108.24 (incl tax).
My dog is an asshole,
and I am sorry I wasn't more careful with her when she jumped on top of
my desk and I caught her shredding it (while standing on my keyboard).
She seriously sucks and is also slightly insane with a hint of
dementia…but whatever, it's no excuse.