You've met my foster dog.
He's STILL looking for his forever home.
But you, Internets, have been great in providing me ideas for his Bucket List.
And for that, he thanks you.
In the meantime, this dog is approaching the ultimate stage of OCD.
When sleeping, apparently it is important to surround yourself with your most prized possessions.
And no, the guest bed does not usually look this nasty and skanky but I gave up and let him own it.