What is your chest worth?

Immediately after reading this blurb on the Yahoo! News carousel I did a double-take.  I mean, she must have been born perfect or had some magnificent plastic surgeon in the Bev Hills work on her to make her near Barbie-esque, ehhh?

Nah, we're talking about the actual travel cases.  Like the kinds that folks boarded the Titanic with.  And we thought Dolly's boobs were worth millions...