Seriously?
This is who Match paired me up with today.
I understand English MIGHT NOT BE his first tongue, but come on.
Gave no pic but did allude to a graduate degree.
Betting it's not in English.
I like dat he is so honest in his profile write-up.
I also like dat he listens to Oprah and CNN
Dat's all reel nyce.
Dear Lord that almost made my eyes bleed to read that. Hookd n fonix really worked for him!
ReplyDeleteI love the "Read less.." link. Makes me want to click it after reading this gentleman's offering.
ReplyDeleteI really think someone should spend the time to make a proper matching algorithm. From what I hear, even eHarmony is ridiculous.
Ouch. That is just painful to read! I like how he is "fair incomplexion". ;)
ReplyDeleteYou know, I signed up for eharmony at one point on some free trial, because you know, what the hell right? And I didn't get any matches. At all. So I didn't get to have all the glorious fun of reading these ridiculous profiles.
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's why they throw winners like this at you, so you don't feel like a complete cast out like I did. Though, after reading this, I'm not sure which is worse.
Oh. My. GOD!
ReplyDeleteOh my. Yikes.
ReplyDeleteI think I had Dat Guy too.
ReplyDeleteAnd telling me straight out of the gate that you are a jealous one is such a turn on.