I'm going to have to be a grown-up and stop playing make-pretend in my rental house.
I bought my arse a house.
When the crapper clogs, I am actually going to have to call a plumber and not my landlord.
When the hardwood floors need to be polished, I'm going to have to figure out how to do that.
I'm AmericanBridget and The Natives are thrilled to be pooping in the privacy of their own backyard from now on.