January 20, 2011

Dear Venus

Dear Venus,
You make a better tennis player than you do as a fashion designer.  I can't even give you props for being a fashion icon because an icon elicits a positive connotation in which you don't come close to in terms of garment selections.

Please stick to smashing balls across the net and refrain from giving men across the world blue balls.  

I'm not sure of the functionality your recent selects parlay into winning matches in the Aussie Open; unless you were trying to win by default because your opponent has to call the match due to a perpetual Eye Sore.


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  1. It was a train wreck!


  2. It looks like her yellow top was clawed or something.

  3. I don't like tennis. But I love ass.