I'm in the ad biz so I've been through this before.
Here's what I am looking for:
- 30-39 YO male. (And not a tranny either.)
- Preferably with absolutely no baggage, ex-baby momma.
- Must not live with parental units.
- Must have a full-time job.
- College education required
- Must be able to walk a mile without passing out (read - please be somewhat active/in-shape)
- Must have no past run-ins with the law, jail time, etc.
- English as a first language is preferred, but a nice sexy accent isn't bad either.
- Understands that I like to shop.
- Must keep a clean (okay at least picked up) house. No hoarders will be accepted.
- Cooking skills optional.
- Ideal if smitten with canines.
- Please no cats.
- Interpretation of a uniform should not be a pair of Dickies overalls or hunting gear.
- No wall flowers or shy ones.
- Totally sick of sales guys! Please no one that schmoozes clients all day. I can smell your BS from 10 miles away.
- Ability to be random and spontaneous desired.
- Must MAKE ME LAUGH.
- If you use pick-up lines at bars, go away.