The
knock on my front door today from a nice gent was not to tell me I had
won the lottery and could retire, drink pina coladas and travel the
world for the rest of my life, but to tell me that I had thousands of
dollars worth of damage to my roof. And the guy wasn't even good
looking.
And this is why I had a roofer come over today.

Thanks Texas for the awesome hail storm. And that wasn't even one of the bigger chunks.