This is your PSA.
If you are considering adopting a beagle, this is your fair warning.
Unless you have a high tolerance for patience and a sense of humor, I'd think about adopting a sloth instead. I hear they are warm, fuzzy, quiet, hang around all day and don't get into toilets.
This one here is mine.
All mine.
Granted, I adopted her at the ripe old age of 10.
She's been progressively defying me ever since I brought her home.
100% beagle.
100%.
Maybe even 108% beagle.
Or more.
If that's possible.
You're welcome.
"Shitter's full, Clark."
"I'll totally help you pack boxes for the big move. Totally."
"I swear there's a crumb and I'm going to MacGuyver my way to it,...Even at the doc's office."
"Did you want the power cord or the USB cord? I got confused."
"Yup, this cabinet is installed correctly and seems to pass inspection."
"You said you did or did not want help setting the table for dinner?"
She's my favorite little turd though.
