Some guys can really bring the clever.
A handful really bring the creepy.
I just won't date someone with a creative handle name such as:
SNAKE_EYES
SCOTTYPOO
DARKANDLARGE_4U
SUPERMONK
KOCKYGUY45
LUVMUFFIN69
My fine city is full of these gents, apparently within 15 miles of my zip code.
Comforting, isn't it?
I think Match.com should also cross-pollinate with pedofile tracking services.
