August 2, 2011

Boaz

RECYCLED, BUT BRILLIANT...


For all you single ladies who are in such a hurry to get married, here's a quick piece of Biblical advice...
Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz. 
While waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for ANY of his relatives: 
Brokeaz, Poaz, Lyinaz, Cheatinaz, Dumbaz, Cheapaz, Lockedupaz, Goodfornothinaz, Lazyaz or Marriedaz and especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. 
 
Wait on your Boaz & make sure he respects Yoaz
 
Via

Trading pumps for paints

I find myself constantly inside the intimidating male chromosome insanity of the Home Depot.
I've traded in my pumps for paints.
Apparently these days I prefer tools to tiaras.