July 29, 2011

Never wake a sleeping baby.

Apparently, you also need to let a tired soul who's online dating to get some shut eye.  


I'm not into him b/c:
1) This is one of his only pictures and does not tell me much about him.
2) If you are too lazy to spend time on drafting a well-worth it profile, I'm too lazy to even date you.
3) Black leather sofas remind me of those casting couches we're all quite aware of.
4) I bet his pooch is more interesting to talk to.

I'm AmericanBridget and this guy's best friend has four legs and is already way cooler.