I’m no whiz kid when it comes to grammar and spelling. I do have some sort of sense to push SPELL/GRAMMAR
check on occasion. Specifically, I went
through my Match profile to ensure I didn’t come across looking like a
high school drop out who instead smoked pot and hung out at the garage during
school hours sniffing around for well, more weed and smokes.
Nope.
I actually attended class.
Often.
Then went back for more.
In my profile I clearly define my MUST HAVES, NICE TO HAVES
and GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MEs.
I can forgive horrific grammar and spelling (on occasion).
I’m tired of reading profiles stating:
“Can’t date someone that doesn’t know the difference between
YOUR and YOU’RE or THEIR and THERE.”
Maybe I should up the anti on my
standards.
Maybe.
Enter this guy.
Read the top line.
The rest might just scare you.
Maybe I should require that potential suitors know the
different between WHAT and WAT?
Wait, there is no such word in the English language as WAT, or is there?
Wait, there is no such word in the English language as WAT, or is there?
Does this guy know something I do not?
Has Webster introduced short hand spelling now?
After all, we are becoming a generation of lazy sloths.
Has Webster introduced short hand spelling now?
After all, we are becoming a generation of lazy sloths.
One time I can forgive.
Twice you ARE just a complete moron.
Twice you ARE just a complete moron.
Stay away.
My father wouldn’t approve anyhow.
My father wouldn’t approve anyhow.
Now, I'm just into firing back ridiculous emails to these douchers out there.
It makes good one-day-book-fodder.
Enjoy.

