Update to my previous post surrounding my recent online dating (or lack thereof) antics found here.
Suitor # 1 still hasn't called. While I'd love to give up on him, it's not like a plethora of boys are lining up at my doorstep to whisk me out and fall all over themselves swooning at me. I've no choice but to give him a few more days and then I'll kick him in the jaw like I'd like to kick the yapping dog next door who won't stop barking (kidding).
Suitor # 2 is probably still talking incessantly about himself to some other new gal. Hope she's able to get a word in. Otherwise, someone's got ears who are tired of listening to Mister Iliketopumpupmyownego.
Suitor # 3 I have written off. He's history like last Tuesday's leftover sandwich. Gone and done. I can't compete with Miami every other weekend.
$28 Worth (#4) reached out to me last night. He's totally excited to meet me, except that he's leaving tomorrow to head out to Hawaii for the week. Promised to send me a picture of some wonderful fruity alcoholic concoction with the Pacific Ocean in the background. So, I will wait patiently to get to know him. In the meantime, I was hoping for an overnight weight loss, thigh trimming, stomach tightening miracle machine, but alas, I will just need to starve myself by chomping on celery and ice chips.
I'm AmericanBridget and my pickings are slim (or at least dwindling away).
