Your talent leaves a shit ton to be desired.
Stick with bad reality TV.
Or selling upscale clothes at DASH.
Or whatever it is you do best.
I'm not exactly sure what it is.
But, let's refrain from clogging up our valuable airwaves with your synthesized voice.
We get enough of that from Kim Zolciak over at The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
p.s. No, I'm not going to "turn it up, DJ". . . .