12 toes

Well, now I have considered keeping my subscription to eHarmony open just for the mere fact that it gives me great blogging fodder.  Then again, each time I get matched by Electronic Cupid with some of these weirdos, it creates a more shallow sense of hope that I'll ever meet Mr. Right.

Case and point... (actual screen shot from the website)...

Really?  Is this something  you need to tell someone right off the bat?  I mean, if this gent is exposing this without even meeting, it leaves me to conjure up all kinds of stories about him. Dare I respond to him and ask these...

• "Do you have a triple nipple?"
• "Did you do well in elementary school learning math since you obviously had the advantage of counting higher given the additional appendages?"
• "Do you ever wear sandals of flip flops?"
• "Do you have more balance than the average homo-sapien given the extra webbing?"

I'm AmericanBridget and I have 10 toes and 10 fingers.